Take A Look At STR9's Massive... Nose?

"Mikeado" (mikeado) 01/27/2014 at 12:53 • Filed to: Toro Rosso, STR9, Dildos

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From this angle you can see how the glistening shaft penetrates between the front wing struts and into the soft folds of its aero-refined body. Air flow rushes into the tight gaps on either side so that it can brush gently down the car's underside and burst out of its diffuser in a flurry of excitement. Ooh er....

Being made to look like they're compensating for something all year will be Frenchman Jean-Eric Vergne ("Jev" to his friends) and barely-legal Russian amateur Daniil Kvyat, who proves that money talks louder than qualifications sometimes. One or more of them will be taking the car roughly in the garage and then, once they've inserted themselves, will ride it all day long at Circuito de Jerez and experience a journey of discovery. You know part of you wants to watch in a darkened room, but unfortunately for you all that we'll see of the Jerez tests are voyeur photos by people at the track. But maybe you like that kind of thing.

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Goggles Pizzano > Mikeado 01/27/2014 at 12:58

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50 Shades of Formula 1.

Bad Idea Hat > Mikeado 01/27/2014 at 12:59

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Jaaag Hartley > Mikeado 01/27/2014 at 13:09

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I think liveries play a massive part in how they look, someone photoshopped the mclaren so the arms that connect to the front wing were black and it made the nose look smooth and almost attractive. What I hate most about this is that theyve got the old front livery on the top as if to disguise it but it just looks ridiculous

Bullitt Ride > Mikeado 01/27/2014 at 13:13

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Red Bull's design inspiration for the car...

willkinton247 > Mikeado 01/27/2014 at 13:13

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Every time I see STR, I read it as SRT, and then I get excited that SRT has an F1 team.

That's followed quickly by disappointment.

f86sabre > Mikeado 01/27/2014 at 13:32

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Grid girls will love these.

Just wear your damn mask... > Mikeado 01/27/2014 at 13:39

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#FormulaDong

TrekHuis > Jaaag Hartley 01/27/2014 at 21:21

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It's the Red Bull logo, 2 red bulls on a yellow background.
At the tip of the nose wasn't a option to place that big of a logo, so they had to place it in it's old spot.

Jaaag Hartley > TrekHuis 01/28/2014 at 08:49

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But it has the small blue hole in the gold circle which is what was the old vent in the front of the nose, thats not part of the logo. They could have easily redesigned it in someway, it seems lazy

TrekHuis > Jaaag Hartley 01/28/2014 at 09:10

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It's a small Torro Rosso logo